I think it’s a bit self-explanatory, no?
For some stupid reason, I’ve been struck down by the flu, and I’m in she-hulk mode. (HULK SMASH..potatoes?)Everything annoys me, I’m always STARVING, and I can’t do jack except curl up under the covers and watch my life flash before my eyes.
Even the glorious smell of garlic slowly stewing in its own juices in my rice cooker is doing little to comfort me. Oh, didn’t I tell you that I’m making black garlic at home?
Yeah, that. Results soon, I promise!
Meanwhile I’mma go back to being grouchy, and eating all the snack foods in the house.
Because you can either be a nice person on a diet, or sick. Not both at the same time.